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Darth Vader's Sexuality Revealed.

[ Taken from http://www.thedailyveg.com ]

It has been revealed that Darth Vader, the ultimate bad guy from the hit
films, Star Wars, is actually gay.  Researchers have studied video evidence
of the man in action.  The researchers spokesman said "It is obvious that
Darth Vader is a poof.  They way he ponces around in the film, displaying
his big, black, shiny helmet for all to see is conclusive proof. Supporting
evidences shows that he didn't meet any women other than his daughter also
proves that he is a crafty butcher."

The spokesman also spoke of a cut scene from one of the original films.  In
this particular scene, Luke is asked if he feels the force, to which he
replies, "Yes, I do and it bloody hurts Rupert!".

Yes, you heard me correctly, Darth Vader's real name is actually Rupert,
instead of the widely accepted Darth.

When Rupert was approached for an interview with our tactful reporter Pon
Dickenspick, all that could be heard from an upstairs window was squeals of,
well, Mr Dickenspick was unable to deduce whether they were squeals of pain
or pleasure.

Rupert Vader is not the first well known closet carpet muncher.  The likes
of Michael Barrymore and Graham Norton also spring to mind.  Lately though,
the Welsh dragon is displaying turd burgling tendencies with a limp wristed
pose on the Welsh flag.