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Get Paid to surf!

Friend,

Are you lazy and believe you are above the common human being? Do you
put yourself before others, never giving and only receiving? Do you
want to make money for doing absolutely nothing?

Sure you do! You're an American!

(Note: If you're not an American, but at least have little or no work
ethic, this add may still apply.)

The truth is that you don't get something for nothing and if we were to
pay you anything to be online it would be pennies a month. But we'd
rather not disclose the truth and pack your ears with lies!

Introducing the "Internet Money Machine" Program!

You can make HUNDREDS of dollars with this program!* THOUSANDS of
people have tried it and GOTTEN RICH!!!** You can get HUGE checks in
the mail for DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!*** This program REALLY REALLY
WORKS!!!!!!!!!****

-- The Technical stuff (don't read this please before signing up for the
program) --
*profits may vary, chances of receiving more than $100 over the course
of seventeen years approximately 275,904,100,000,000 to one.
**all that tried this program that got rich had successful careers and
their wealth may or may not have been a direct result of the program.
***average value of monetary transfers to customers approximately 2.3
cents per month, though actual physical check size measures four inches
high by twelve inches long.
****the basis of this program is it is stated by this companies mission
statement and charter is to rob customers blind in exchange for giving
them a false sense of accomplishment and earning.

When you sign up for this program, you simply view adds on your computer
screen whenever you're online. Each add has interlaced flashing frames
that fly by at speeds incomprehensible to the conscious mind, but your
subconscious becomes hypnotized and switches into "buying frenzy mode!"

We pay you .00000009% of the money used to generate each add, since you
stared at it for a minute and a half! Over time, that adds up to a lot
of money.

REFERRALS!

That's right, you can even make money by referring more people to use
the Internet Money Machine System. When you sign up somebody under your
name, you receive .00000003% of the money that goes to the adds they
see, and you never even had to look at them!

So... If you look at ten adds and you refer three people who each look
at ten adds, you get a check for .00000018% of the money it cost to put
those adds up on your screen. Amazing!

This program is something everyone can enjoy. You can get all the
information you need at our site at:

www.thisprogramisatotalscam.com

Or just go straight to signing up at:

www.thisprogramisatotalscam.com/wasteoftime.html

We hope to see you sign up today!