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Updated 8/9/00 - Scroll to the bottom for new questions and answers!

What is Insanity Planet

Insanity Planet is a couple of Bored Aussue guys, trying to convince themselves that their creativity is appreciated.  We love to hear from people who tell us they like Insanity Planet, and we don't like to hear from anyone who doesn't like Insanity Planet. We are convinced however, that everyone loves Insanityplanet.

The dinosaurs were the largest and most terrifying beasts ever to walk the Earth. If you had to fight one of them, which one would you fight?

That would have to be the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The Tyrannosaurus Rex was the king of the lizards, but he had those little tiny helpless arms. Sissy arms, I say. I know I'm not a very tough guy, but I think I could take on sissy Tyrannosaurus Rex and his wimpy arms... as long as it was strictly an arm fight, that is.

How can I save money?

Well, you could buy all the food you're going to eat in your lifetime at once, because then you'd have bargaining power. Think of the deals you'd get! But, you'd probably start nibbling at the extra food, and pretty soon thirty years would be up and you'd have eaten all the food, and then you'd be hungry.

Should I bookmark Insanity Planet?

Yes you should. Press CTRL-D to Bookmark when you are on the main page.

Should you pick the mushrooms off your pizza and throw them away?

No! You know, little kids in the third world don't even have mushrooms on their pizza... they just have plain pizza! They wish they could have mushrooms!   And little kids in the third world don't get two for one pizza, they just get one... and if it's twenty minutes late they don't get it free.

So next time you sit down to a pizza and coke, don't pick off those mushrooms... because somewhere in the third world there's a little kid who's eating a plain cheese pizza and trying to choke it down with Cragmont Cola.

Are you guys mad?

Depends on your slant. If you think we sit here in little pink frocks and dance around a little green house with a little blue dog and drink little brown bottles of red milk, then yes you are right. We usually find that how weird we are at a particular moment, is somewhat related to the quantity of beer we have consumed.

Do you like Microsoft?

Some day I bet Microsoft will sue construction companies for using the term "windows," and people will be forced to look through "glass-based viewing portals."

Have you ever noticed that the more rich and successful a band gets the crappier their clothes are? Like, a new band just starting out might wear suits and ties, while millionaires like U2 have to dress like Estonian nightclub owners.

Yes, but at least U2 has puppets! Well, they don't, but the puppets are in their music. You have to read between the lines for the puppets. And that's why people like U2: subtle musical puppetry.